I AM

The “I AM” is that which exists without conception of all else.

“‘I tell you the truth,’ Jesus answered, ‘before Abraham was born, I am”

by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 10, 2023

I got next

what you say when you are having sex with multiple guys and there is only one condom to share.

derek “Let’s do this but i only have one condom.”
gage “I got next.”

by TheRealSexGod November 17, 2017

I-95

The Dark Souls boss of highways. Traveling anywhere on it is equivalent to being a pirate during a tsunami.

Person 1: I have to drive on I-95 every day to get to work.

Person 2: Lmao that sucks dude

by 81654288888 March 18, 2022

I like jelly beans

What Arthur Morgan says as a response to Agent Milton

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"

by LightSwigger March 6, 2024

I rember

I want blake's fat dick in my ass

"I love to say I rember because I want blake's fat dick in my ass!"

by joshdoomslayer December 19, 2021

I love my mom

A kind word yes I mean it you found a kind word here!
A word to describe that you love your mom

Me: I love my mom
That one guy who has F- in every class: IMAGINE BEING A MOMMAS BOY LOL
Me again: stfu I can love my mother not like you love her

by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020