My mau

Best freinds, replace my nigga with my mau so you don't get beat up

You are my mau!
HEY MY MAU!

by Therealmau January 17, 2016

Touch my plum

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.

His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.

by HisAlienGirl January 26, 2016

slapboxing my youngbull

Another term for masturbation,choking the chicken etc etc

Malik: I'll be back I'm bouta go in the crib real quick.
James: what you bouta do?
Malik: chill bro I'm bouta slapbox my youngbull.
James: ayo you bouta go beat ya meat, u outta pocket.
Slapboxing my youngbull- masturbation

by Jcook4321 March 2, 2016

filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits

"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"

by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016

Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.

I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.

by Sasquatch67 March 9, 2016

Tickled My Fenders

When a girl farts and the gas bubble travels up the front side and is squeezed through the Labia, the girl says "that one tickled my fenders"!

That fart just tickled my fenders.

by Taddeipole March 15, 2016

shizzle my nizzle

To take part in sexual activities such as masturbation or to have sex with another person. Shizzle meaning "having sex" and nizzle being the vagina or penis etc.

"Go Shizzle the Nizzle"
or
"Shizzle my Nizzle"

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by IDKbecauseREASONS March 18, 2016