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Shit ass bird

I can go get any shit ass bird
by Assshitbird July 8, 2017
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Shit and shower

Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)
Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.

I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.
by CreatorOfShitAndShower June 27, 2017
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shit bear

A real friend that talks a lot of shit but comforts you and gives you nice, warm bear hugs when you need them.
Jay: im so sad right now
Dre: awww thats okay, shit bear will give you a hug
by tthhee ttrruutthh June 29, 2017
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shit

shit is a substance that is made for vomit inducing.
when trying it out, make sure to not consume too much so you dont get explosive diarrhea.
man, i think i was poisoned, i think i need shit
by Shit Induc October 31, 2017
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Shit

A substance that comes out of your anus when needed
"Hey dude i need to take a shit "
"Then go to the fucking bathroom"
by TheRetardMan October 30, 2017
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Shit-ton

two assloads
Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night
by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017
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cock ah shit

making sure your cock is down when you take a shit
I have to a shit with a hardon on the toilet so I say cock ah shit .lol
by hurtssooogoood November 6, 2017
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