shitness

When you do fitness and workouts, but you accidentally shit yourself doing so.

I got a nice workout in today, but it became shitness after I pooped everywhere.

by Ricochet Productions September 9, 2020

Bitch ass shit

What frost from kc mo does

When someone looks out for you and let’s you borrow money and they just say fuck you and stop answering the phone.

Man frost did some bitch ass shit!”
“What he do ?”
“I threw him some work and didn’t pay me! “
“Man that’s some bitch ass shit!”

by Kcgritter816913 February 9, 2023

Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.

They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Quantum shit

When you have had diarree for three+ days .

I have quantum shit myself the past week.

by Legolas12223 August 26, 2023

Shit fuck for brains

Dumbass

What, you new?
What are you, a Shit Fuck For Brains?

by Discreet Sectrearions December 2, 2020

King of the shit hill

Someone who sees themself as the leader of a group or area without any sort of legitimacy.
They also hold their desired position in high regard, without realising how shitty the position and its associated assets really are.

Excuse me, but do you know who you are talking to? I am in charge here and I won't have you undermining me.
You're the King of the shit hill. You are worth less than a break dancer with polio or a socially autistic ant. In short, fuck you.

by A Brick February 11, 2017

Shit upwards

A woman so beautiful that would make a man shit towards the sky. There is no specific execution how to shit vertically.

It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.

"Had Aragorn chosen Eowyn over Arwen, he would be shitting towards the sky."

"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."

"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."

"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"

by dogoodvillain March 25, 2024