Goat Man

Goat man is the best tiktoker ever because he just fucking is and if you don’t like him um you are poopy

“Goat man is a fag.”

by Yourmomuwu September 1, 2021

lin man

a slang term for Lin Manuel miranda
Lin Manuel miranda is a true angel, is smarter than the entire human population combined and is also VERY VERY VERY hot
he also has an extremely large penis that I could describe in full detail

but I will not

person 1 "I have a massive wang, 8 inches"
person 2 " that's nothing compared to Lin Manuel miranda''
person 1 "true"

by vehiruqhv April 23, 2022

Walmart Man

The Coolest Mother Fucka in existence like the coolest i mean the coOOooOooOoOoOoOlest motha fucka

I want to have sex with Walmart Man

by Not Walmart Man November 12, 2021

Blue Man Group

When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.

Last night I performed blue man group on my girl.

by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024

Papa Johns Man

A racist former owner of Papa Johns, who is insane.

Your acting like Papa Johns Man.

by Guy who works at Denny's December 9, 2019

Man-must

Not to be confused with man-musk, the sent of sexy ballers in a forest, no no no. Man-must is the deformed doppelganger of man-musk, think a room of teenage boys unwashed and sweatn' up something offensive.

The gimp storage unit in the Pleasure Dome reeks of man-must. Go clean it you BANANA HAMMOCK!

by Banana Hammie December 16, 2019

Poor man’s ass to mouth

When the receiving partner takes your member out of her ass hole & quickly cleans it off with a baby wipe, or light splashes in the hot tub cleaning off any faecal matter before inserting your penis in her mouth. Thus cheapening the experience.

I was doing Monica in the ass in the hot tub last night, then when I asked her if she wanted to taste it? She said yes, but splashed it with Hot Tub water a few times before she put it in her mouth. I feel like the chlorine really ruined. The taste for her and the experience for me. She gave me the poor man’s ass to mouth.

by TOJunky85 March 17, 2025