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what the mahfuz man

you say that when a man called srikar watches too much hanime
Srikar bro, what the mahfuz man stop it
by evil mysogony October 12, 2020
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Toffee Man

Opposite if Sweetie Man I the sense that rather than luring underage children, this man lures older population of people, typically over the age of 65. Elderly people love toffee hence why it’s used a lure.
That guy over there is a toffee man!

How do you know ??

Seen him outside the cafe home handing out Werthers Originals.
by Marl Milber September 14, 2023
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Da Man

The title given to the person (usually male) who fully sent it the night before.
i.e. got the most wasted, got laid, etc
*jeff walks into a room the Monday after he got laid at a party*

All his friends: "DA man!"
by Goober_sex69 March 2, 2020
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Hyena Man

The Hyena man is a man in a African village that will take the virginity’s of little girls 10+
by Mäbyë February 3, 2020
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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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Slippery Man

The combination of a "slippery slope" fallacy and a "strawman" argument.
Person A: "a dude with an ahegao hoodie came and asked for a job. i had to explain to my manager that his hoodie was porn and i wouldn't hire him"

Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"

Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"
by ApathyAndUrgency July 16, 2022
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microconsole buyer man

Scott the Woz

Source: youtu. be/Dz31FfclzBI?t=22
"Just grab your nearest Merriam Webster's Dictionary and turn to the page with the definition for microconsole buyer man on it. You'll find my picture right then and there."
by ImaginaryNeon (real) November 4, 2022
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