do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3
you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

by Don Johnson The Third November 3, 2011

Daomarion Aka Dj is the true definition of an attractive motion-getter. He only wants one female, and that’s Tiffani he’s is so loyal and handsome that any girl would be happy to be friends with him or date him.
by Ty-Rome October 27, 2023

a euphemism for defecation, used in conjunction with 'little-boy' (i.e. urination). Commonly used as a noun, but acceptable in verb form.
I shouldn't have had that seventh enchilada. I've never had to take a fat-man so bad in my life.
I always fat-man before i go to work in the morning.
I always fat-man before i go to work in the morning.
by Anonymous April 19, 2003

by yourlocalcrackhead June 4, 2018

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.
Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".
Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".
Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".
by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024

Gss man is straight up dog dem go tell yuh dey love yuh and den jock tuh yuh mudda. Alla dem ugly too looking like highstreet vagrants and always suiting somebody daughter. Majority ah dem dotish n all. DOH GO FUH AH GSS MAN DEM IS WASTE MANNN!!!!!
by Gigantic cocky January 21, 2023
