shit ton

equals 23 of any object

i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton

by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009

Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 2, 2024

Le Shit

French poop

Le shit

by anonymous June 18, 2023

Westwind Shit

A colossal shit left in the toilet due to lack of flushing power provided by the toilet in question. Typically football sized- highly respected and valued among young adults and elderly alike. Originates from the high volume of colossal shits placed in the Camp Westwind restrooms.

“That’s a Westwind Shit right there”

by Freggsmash June 7, 2022

Piece of Shit

Matt

Matt is a piece of shit

by Hexxie April 4, 2020

Shit

The word you scream when you stub your toe.

You: stubs your toe
You: SHITTTT

by Jake, from Statefarm September 28, 2020

Shit-Dickle'ing

When you are doing anal with a partner, and said partner has loosened up to the point where feces have begun their journey towards the rectum. Your "John Thomas" is being surrounded with anal butter essentially pickling your schlong. In other words, "Shit-Dickle'ing".

Man: Oh my god what is happening?
Woman: Honey, you're evolving!
Man: NooooOOOooooOOoooo!
Man: You're Shit-Dickle'ing me!

by Sollathar June 16, 2015