'Woman'

A mythical creature who, like Bigfoot, is believed to exist by conspiracy theorists, politicians, the Pope, and state organisations alike. The 'Woman' is said to be without balls and bitch non-stop about something or other. 'Woman's' existence is mainly pushed by mainstream media, college professors, and the IRS in an attempt to lure chads (like me) into temptation, time away from League of Legends, and take a shower.

Yo, did you see that woman?
Hehe, 'Woman'

by Jules Henri November 29, 2022

Woman

1. Adult human female
2. Someone born with female reproductive organs who has reached the age to be considered an adult in their respective nation.

Ashley celebrates becoming a woman on her eighteenth birthday with family and friends.

by Koriyander December 9, 2022

Woman

Someone who identifies with the female gender, not always going by she/her pronouns, because pronouns ≠ gender

Person A: You have no women in your life B.
Person B: I am the woman.

by Snazzy?! (눈‸눈) June 9, 2022

grocery bag of a woman

A woman that does overly things .

My wife went to the auto shop to talk to them. She's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit.

by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022

I be woman oh

Someone that is very poor and broke and requires assistance or 2k urgently.

I can pay for a date because “I be woman oh”

by King chi September 30, 2020

Trans woman

A biological woman who was born a woman, isn't fooling anyone when she says she's a man, and who will die a woman. A trans woman, AKA a woman.

Guy 1: that trans woman tried to use the men's bathroom but we kicked her out.

Guy 2: trans women shouldn't be in our bathrooms or in men's sports! Trans women aren't men and will always be women!

by we_dont_exist December 27, 2023

Womanism

The practice of worshipping the female body as a temple or deity. “Your body is a temple” or “you are a goddess” are womanist sayings

We practice womanism, no men allowed!

by Lil’ Isis January 12, 2020