The act of physically signifying group achievement by slapping palms together with friend or teammate. Frequently accompanied with verbal affirmation of "Palm slap!"
by Matt of the Midwest January 02, 2008
The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.
Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
by A.I.R July 15, 2016
Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...
by Fast ED February 09, 2012
When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).
"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."
"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"
"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"
by UrbanGirl March 22, 2014
When one has peanutbutter on their hand and yells "peanutbutter slap" and slaps them hard on the face
by shambly March 23, 2010
When you get physically, mentally or emotionally kicked in the penis rather than in the balls because you do not seem to have any.
ex. Tommy: Did you hear about the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.
ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.
ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.
by FlavioIsLove November 10, 2019
WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A RANDOM POP CULTURE QUESTION AND THEIR BRAIN GOES BLANK THINKING OF THE ANSWER. WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, THEY GET A LOOK ON THEIR FACE AS THOUGH THEY HAD JUST BEEN SLAPPED, THEN GET ANGRY AT THEMSELVES FOR NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER.
HEY MAN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE WHITE FURRY DRAGON IN THE NEVER ENDING STORY?
UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?
ANSWER:FALCOR.
AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.
UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?
ANSWER:FALCOR.
AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.
by COLOR BLIND CRIMES June 08, 2009