Hell Water

The type of shit that happens when you take laxatives. Fiery liquid spews from your anus at such rapid speeds your plumbing will be clogged until its over.

Bro, I've had the worst hell water this week. This is the first time I've left the toilet in 72 hours.

by bananasareyummyfuckme June 22, 2018

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Water Dominated

Strongly suggesting in a kinky, somewhat physical way that someone else remain hydrated.

Get on the floor, it’s time to be water dominated.

by blainedop June 28, 2019

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The modern martial art of slow motion fighting under water in a pool, lake or the ocean... Typically exemplified in powerless kicks & punches. However, a master in Water Fu may temporarily blind someone with a splash and possibly deliver a well aimed croch shot that often results in a floating, lifeless carcass.

Take it easy bruh, else I'm gonna break out my black belt in Water Fu and non-ceremoniously kick your swimmer ass.

by spflex57 November 30, 2019

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king water

bottled water with a hint of fruit that costs 3.00 and can only be purchased by "kingish" people. you know you are a king buying king water when the person serving you says "do you know that costs 3euro? do you still want to buy it?"

Catsy "hey julie...is that king water your drinking?...ugh!"
Julie "yeso!"
Catsy "ignorant"
Julie "you dirty doxy"

by sadhbh June 18, 2007

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Water pockets

Basically it's someone who always has really sweaty hands.

Example 1:
*Guy 1 has water pockets*

Guy 1: Nice to meet you!
*They shake*

Guy 2: Eww water pockets

Example 2:
Jerry is at Jed's house and they're playing Xbox. Jed hands Jerry the controller and its all sweaty and slippery. Jerry now knows that Jed has Water pockets.

by BrooBee C.J February 16, 2013

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