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Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face
Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.
by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017
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bananna nut waffle

The act getting your nuts all steamy, nice and warm, then proceeding to locate two black women scissoring then aggressively place your scrotum between the two. Banana nut waffle.
Jakhira and jasmine gave joe a wet n’ steamy Bananna nut waffle last Tuesdey.
by Grosyfunny69 November 11, 2017
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Blue Waffle Diner

A chain of whore houses that specialize in serving very tasty vaginal treats.
"Dude, you feeling OK? "
"Not really, I ate at the Blue Waffle Diner last night"
by GeorgeKale December 7, 2017
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candle your waffle

To place a candle in a mans anus (waffle) and light it on fire so the wax slowly drips onto his taint
You’re so fine I’d love to candle your waffle
by Sexpriestessmclovin December 11, 2017
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waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights
These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.
by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016
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Indian Waffle Maker

When a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. Their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the vagina resulting in a waffle pattern.
"Yo Matt Joni let me give her an Indian waffle maker"

"Justin I just had the craziest Indian waffle maker with Lori."
by KennyOSkura May 10, 2016
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BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE

WHEN A MAN REACHES CLIMAX AND EJACULATES INTO ALL THE CREVACES AROUND THE RECEIVERS VAGINA AND ASS...
BEING DEFINED WHEN I EJACULATED, I PULLED OUT AND CAME ALL OVER HER SO WELL IT WAS LIKE I WAS BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE...
by ak powerstroker December 27, 2016
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