candle your waffle

To place a candle in a mans anus (waffle) and light it on fire so the wax slowly drips onto his taint

You’re so fine I’d love to candle your waffle

by Sexpriestessmclovin December 11, 2017

blue waffle iron

The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can

"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."

by IronMakezBest September 15, 2017

Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

by JLuc14 August 1, 2018

bananna nut waffle

The act getting your nuts all steamy, nice and warm, then proceeding to locate two black women scissoring then aggressively place your scrotum between the two. Banana nut waffle.

Jakhira and jasmine gave joe a wet n’ steamy Bananna nut waffle last Tuesdey.

by Grosyfunny69 November 11, 2017

Cherry Waffle Stomps

When a menstruating female yanks out her tampon in a communal shower and stomps it down the grated drain.

Kristin was in a hurry to shower after the gym so she did the Cherry Waffle Stomps in the shower.

by Larry The Unstable Guy February 8, 2021

caramel waffle cookie

Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....

It is what it is.

"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "

by Banoffee06 September 10, 2020

Blue Waffle Diner

A chain of whore houses that specialize in serving very tasty vaginal treats.

"Dude, you feeling OK? "
"Not really, I ate at the Blue Waffle Diner last night"

by GeorgeKale December 7, 2017