lucid's pet turtle

an annoying ass fucking bot in the iamlucid server who everyone wants to kill.

person: "bless my aim"
lucid's pet turtle: "yeah that dude's never getting mod"
literally everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH

lucid's pet turtle by PDuctions May 18, 2020

Awkward Turtle 

A hand gesture created and used to shed light on the fact a certain situation has become "awkward". It doesn't look like a turtle, or an awkward turtle, it's just dumb.

Johnny: So, when she said that I was all like *awkward turtle*
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.

Awkward Turtle by Oy, Nineteen, Eld August 17, 2008

purple turtle 

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.

Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.

purple turtle by Dick Ma May 23, 2003

Frightened Turtle Effect 

Another term for shrinkage. When the male genetalia becomes withered from immersion in a cold fluid.

Dude this water is frezzing
I know i've got the frightened turtle effect over here.

Frightened Turtle Effect by Blaker April 27, 2006

Navajo Turtle Pie 

When getting a blowjob from a man with long hair, part his hair down the middle and pull each side around the waist, then tie a knot in the hair, just above your ass, to create a harness.

Don't rub my hair - I was giving this guy a blowjob in the bathroom at the Kylie Minogue show last night, and he totally put me in a Navajo Turtle Pie!

Navajo Turtle Pie by Adolph Fabulous September 24, 2011

Yertle the Turtle 

A sex act named after a Dr. Seuss story, in which many men pile on top each other, facing down, and have anal with the man below them.

A man was once crushed to death underneath a Yertle the Turtle.

Yertle the Turtle by Amroth May 9, 2009

creamy turtle 

While in the after-glow of snoodling the circumcised man ejaculates inside the uncircumcised man's foreskin.

Dude! That's a sweet creamy turtle!

creamy turtle by fuzzy tweener September 30, 2009