pimple tits

Nickname for women who have small or no tits

Aaron: "Man, you should have seen the chick I was with. She was as flat as a 10yr old school boy."
Mike: "Pimple tits?"
Aaron: "Hell yeah!"

by Fireblade April 26, 2006

Baboon Tits

A girl whose breasts look like they belong to a baboon, or other very hairy primate. These breasts are usually very thin and floppy; with nipples that face the floor. They often have sporadic hairs sprouting but with more concentrated hair towards the rim of the nipple.

Kenny: I took her bra off, and she had baboon tits. They were fucking disgusting. I told her to grab her shit and get out of my bedroom.

Josh: Wow... I always thought her tits looked ok... while she had clothes on; obviously.

Kenny: Yea, she fooled me too. She took her bra off and her tits literally unfolded like scrolls with nipples on the end.

Josh: My god.

by Mackster86 February 1, 2009

tits-pervert

The Old man who works at sams club that only looks at your breasts.

Joy: "oh look tits-pervert is working today"

by Joy March 7, 2005

Tits McGraw

A woman who is known primarily for her large breasts.

Tits McGraw over there at the barber shop kept bouncing 'em off my head while she cut my hair!

by Goatlor November 27, 2006

Oprah Tits

Defining ones womans larg breast

damn shes got some big fat sweaty oprah tits.

by jihad shakkakaklalala May 8, 2006

tit wiz

1.when a Male pisses on a nice pair of tits

2. a man who has a amazing knowledge of Tits

1.that was amazing tit wiz
2. I'm the tit wiz

by litfamyeetdab March 18, 2019

tits magee

someone who has abnormally large ta tas

dude at a party: that girl over there is tits magee

other dude: damn straight

by dyllpikle January 3, 2011