Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet
Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”
by Poop handler June 03, 2023
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post-prime depression

The feeling you get after you receive an Amazon Prime shipment and you are no longer expecting any other packages.
Jonny is having some severe post-prime depression after he just got his mini fridge from Amazon Prime.
by timmywheela October 19, 2015
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down the post office

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment
Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.
by Muffinman16 March 21, 2017
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Post wanking remorse

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"
I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse
by The satanic panda May 04, 2015
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post-Twilight depression

The mixed feeling of wondering awe and devestating sadness when a person finishes the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn.

Caution: Persons may have suicidal thoughts after finishing this unrealistically intriguing series...if you are one of these people be sure to remember the future Twilight movies that are yet to be released and that the half book Midnight Sun is posted on Stephanie Meyers website.
Sally: (In library) I'm done...I hav officially finished the Twilight Saga. Im not sure if i shud cry, scream, laugh, or kill myself...

Hally: Omg!!! I thought the exact same thing when i finished them. Its called post-Twilight depression...just read Midnight Sun and it will go away.
by Live4Twilight July 01, 2009
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Post Baby Pussy

A term for an overstretched, overused vagina that has resulted from the delivery of one or more children.
"Stay away from that old lady my, she has a Post Baby Pussy.
by JDJDJD March 30, 2008
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