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The Joker's Magic Trick 

A sexy magic trick in where you tell your partner that you are going to make your "dork" disappear. You pull it out and slam hers/his face down onto it, mouth wide open, and presto, it disappeared...it's magic!
Last night I gave my bitch the Joker's Magic Trick. She's still trying to figure out how I did it.
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The Jelly Donut 

(Noun): when a guy takes a jelly donut and fucks a girl then cums in the donut and gives it to the girl to eat....

reccomended for fat girls
"Dude, i totally gave that girl the jelly donut last night!"
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Welcome to the jungle 

An invitation to groom or admire one's pubic hair. Originally from a Guns 'N Roses song, however, Mountain Pointe High School turned the phrase into a travesty. It is now the butt of all jokes among students in the yearbook class. Not really. It actually has everything to do with anal sex, ever.
Welcome to the jungle, Mountain Pointe High School! Please proceed to admire my pubic hair and/or have anal sex with me.

PS - Urbandictioary is the most reliable source EVER.
Welcome to the jungle by Not Covey January 30, 2008

rough in the jungle

tore up - and looking the part. often after a night of heavy drinking.
"man, i look rough in the jungle. and my mouth tastes like ass."
rough in the jungle by TheRealRaRa December 13, 2008

i am the juan 

ME I AM THE JUAN NOT YOU JUAN ME JUAN
I love you and I think I am the juan.
your are the juan
i am the juan by i AM THE JUAN March 5, 2017

the jig is up

When said by the current prime minister of england, the game will end for all time;
having to do with the ending of the game
the jig is up, omg u just lost the game!!!
the jig is up by prof.alcatraz October 30, 2010

the john pace 

when your fucking a girl while watching fight club and all of a sudden you cock smack her, punch her in the face, and dropkick her head
wow that john pace looked like it hurt!
the john pace by yeah right March 11, 2003