J-bomb

A seldom seen maneuver practiced only by the dirtiest of skanks. It occurs when banging a chick when suddenly a rumbling in your gut ensues. Quickly, you push the designated skank onto the ground and run over the top of her while simultaneously releasing a venerable torrent of dookie all over her, similar to the carpet bombing of Japan.

Stan: Things were going well until that okonomiyaki hit me. I had no choice but to J-Bomb that skank.

Thong: I eat cats!

by thatjgirl January 19, 2010

PB&J

When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.

My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"

by filthy pirate hooker August 26, 2011

Bo J

to suck ones own cock.

My girl wouldnt give me a Blow Job last night, so after she left i just Bo J'd my self right there in the living room.

by Bo J Bandit February 24, 2011

The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.

Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!

by unearthen November 24, 2018

J-hope

He is a member of BTS he is just the sun in of its self and dancer raps and sings like an angel and has the looks of a bad wrecker

Nicknames: Hobi J-horse J-nope

J-hope:*smiles*
Me:*blocks my face from J-hope ( sun ) though the screen*
Random person: who's that

Me:*shows the screen to her*
Random person: I think I'm blind now
Me:*pats shoulder*

by _Hobi_is_my_bias_ April 4, 2019

Leigh-J

A Leigh-J is when a chick says shes going to blow you and turns the lights off and then when she turns them back on it is actually a big black dude that has been sucking your dick and proceeds to ask you how does that ass feel?

Hey im going to give you a Leigh-J!

Cool whats that?
Let me turn off the lights and ill show you.

by VisioPirate November 2, 2009

J-Pop

Jewish pop music.

That j-pop song about controlling all the money is lit.

by J Roach February 15, 2020