Dan

A vessel of light, made to suffer, always paying the ultimate sacrific. Can give love but never able to receive it.

That's the story of my life I'm just a Dan.

by Danodeluxe April 1, 2022

Snack Dan

Has snacks, looks like a snack.

You think Snack Dan has any?

by Borghel April 5, 2022

Dan

A person that gets bitches

Oh yea, Dan definitely gets bitches.

by someone that knows where u liv April 13, 2022

Dan

large cock and balls

dan's penis is a fair bit larger than junryu's

by wallsgg December 3, 2020

Dan Chance

When you go to a party, sit sober the whole time and make no moves on any women.

I did a proper dan chance at that party last night

by Lxxxx January 2, 2021

Dan

Dan is a basketball, badminton and chess player. His favorite color is blue, his birthday's September 13, which makes him a Virgo. He's 5'9, but thin. His favorite emoticon is :P. He's a private person, barely any posts on social media. He only has fb, no instagram or twitter. Just a very chill, lowkey guy. He's simple, but can be very funny. He loves cats! He only ever shares videos and photos of cats, and to think a grown guy does that, It's funny and cute! He's got the brains too.

Oh and, he's also Sof's husband. yup.

"Damn that guy's hella cool, he must be named Dan or something. Coz isn't that the epitome of perfection?"

by jungkooksboxers January 18, 2021

Big Dan's Tavern Customer

A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.

Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.

by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 23, 2021