chuck pants

A prostitute that has had a terrible plastic surgery and looks chopped up.

Son: What's a chuck pants dad?

Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.

Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.

by Daddyasfuck April 18, 2016

Piss and Chuck

A piss and chuck is when someone can't be bothered going to the toilet in the middle of the night so they piss in a glass and throw it out of the window.

Ken- why does your room smell of piss Darren?

Darren- when I woke up last night I needed a we so I done the piss and chuck and spilt some on my carpet.

by Kane2992 September 21, 2016

one chuck willy

Someone who does something on the first time, everytime.

Ethan told me about Devin, that unlucky bastard one chuck willyed Kat when he lost his virginity, now shes pregnant.

I heard Josh one chuck willyed that half court shot.

I heard Dugley orgasmed after only 5 seconds, what a one chuck willy.

by 50ciny July 12, 2016

chuck a sicky

The Australian term for taking a day off work when you're not sick.

Hey dude do you want to chuck a sicky tomorrow and go skiing?

by philbosh May 5, 2018

Chuck

Chuck is a person who is annoying some of the time. but means well. He genuinely wants to help his friends, but sometimes gets annoying along the way. He is also very awkward, especially when trying to do something romantic. If he asks somebody to a dance, he won't dance with them, but will sit in the corner with his friends until the dance is over.

Person 1: That person is nice, but he's really annoying.
Person 2: He's such a Chuck

by yellowpanda February 15, 2018

chuck norris

there os no discription for him. Just read a book

chuck norris is unbelivebel

by roro1602 January 2, 2017

kombucha-cha-chuck

Getting food poisoning from kombucha and shitting and puking at the same time.

Oh man, I had some bad kombucha and had a bad kombucha-cha-chuck.

by Imasuperstr January 6, 2017