Alaskan chocolate bar

When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth

“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”

by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022

Broken Chocolate Bar

Any HR workers dream. Slide them a broken chocolate bar and the keys to anything are instantly unlocked.

Jake: "I need to know some more about this new cashier." Tyrone: "Slide Donna in HR a broken chocolate bar!"

by TheNiggaSejeet August 8, 2015

bar-b-tude

The frustration and attitude that comes from cooking on a grill.

What bar-b-tude...why do we even bother grilling each year?

by JoeNJ2 July 6, 2011

kit-kat bar

a chocalatey- wafery mix made of win and rainbows. most known for the old commercials they would that were all like- "gimme a break, geimme a break, gimme a break o' that kit-kat bar!" ...*sigh*... the good ol' days... *sniff*

*sees a kit-kat bar* *glomp'd* later... "what? chocolate, wafers, on MY face?!?! psh- i dunno wtf your talkin bout.."

by rawr, poke January 29, 2009

mars bar game

A sex game. great at parties.

Wat u need:
1 mars bar(fun size will do) sum girls, sum guys.

Wat u do:
Get da mars bar and put it up da girls pussy and then da bloke has to eat the mars bar without using his hands (tung and teeth only). u hav 2 figure out ur own way 2 choose whose turn it is.

Fucking Awesome. play it

Lets play the mars bar game. (say it wen there are fit girls @ a party)

by tarzan February 24, 2004

Prostate Pry Bar

When a man holds in a shit, let's the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scrape the prostate gland.

I used the trusty Prostate Pry Bar to get myself off.

by Gognoggler April 29, 2015

hershey's chocolate bar

Eating out a man while he shits.

Yo dawg, I just gave Jon a hershey's chocolate bar!

by dustin wachachoco October 29, 2007