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post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023
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They keep creepin towards the door

A remixed Verizon of “They Keep Creepin towards the door” by aAngryPiggy
They keep creepin towards the door! My heart beat skips, like a photo graph! But they keep creepin towards the door!
by Slender_man320 August 11, 2023
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Door

Enter and forget why you're there.
Why did I walk through that door?
by menphiz September 30, 2022
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Door-Dashed

A middling effort that still manages to accomplish a goal. But unimpressive by all measure. A middle ground between the vernacular of "he cooked" or "he got cooked"
Bro, he really Door-Dashed that performance of the head security guard in the giant building movie. But no doubt the Rock gets it across the finish line regardless.
by The Scott Lorenzo June 6, 2025
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If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023
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