Andrew Muscat

A.K.A The doiioh. Born from Russian communist origins, is one of the few still unclassified species, although experts are still deciding the gender since his sexual orientations have been very ambiguous.

I constantly attracted by misfortune and luck seems to hate him since if something unlucky has to happen, it must be Andrew.

Is a great model student at school and particularly excels in French, Maths and is loved by teachers, especially Geography.

Andrew Muscat: "Sir, I forgot my hw"
Teacher: "To the dungeons!"

Friends: "Guys lets go to the cinema"
Andrew Muscat : "Sorry, today I have to test some new missiles for my mother."

by The Anonymous Stalker November 2, 2013

absolute andrew

A kind of cocktail.

"Hey did you try Absolute Andrew?"
"Nah man, I prefer Absolute Ashley."

by Hola213 December 7, 2013

Andrew Lahaie

Funny, annoying, flirts with everyone, and loooovvvvees sports!

Girl 1: hey have you seen Andrew LaHaie lately
Girl 2: no he's annoying, but funny

by __..xhipstax..__ January 31, 2015

Andrewing

The act of being annoying.

When he starts Andrewing, it blows mine.

by Lightup February 9, 2015

andrew steffen

A guy with brown hair, glasses, a race truck, and really loves to talk about penis.

I hang out with Andrew Steffen yesterday. The only thing we did was ride around in his race truck and talk about penis.

by swagmaster1234 February 11, 2015

Andrew natali

Andrews are funny, cute, kinda mean but only to people they don't like. They are so compassionate and loving best boyfriends and are loyal

Dude I wish Andrew natali was my boyfriend he is so cute and funny!

by Cassidy stoddard August 13, 2016

Andrew Guillot

A sack of fucking shit with a bag of herpes on his face.

Person: "Have you seen Andrew Guillot?"
Me: "Oh, that sack of shit? No. Otherwise, my eyes would have gone blind due to the bag of herpes on his face."

by 1216 October 31, 2016