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taking a mean one

Expelling feces in an explosive or painful matter.
Hey boss. Can I take the day off? I have to take a mean one.
by friend of bob June 13, 2004
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Taking the dog to the park

There are those who enjoy taking the dog to the park
Man, Tom was so drunk last night - he took the dog to the park.
by T-Kabs April 28, 2010
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Taking the kids to the pool

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.
A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"
by Coiked April 13, 2004
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take a spin in the sheets

To have sex. Especially (though not necessarily) with someone else.
hey baby, how's about you put down that little vibrator so we can go take a spin in the sheets?
by vuck January 31, 2010
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Taking Back Sunday

The best f***in band on the face of the earth..and by the way ive seen them live and they definitely DO NOT suck like this other person said. ROCK ON TAKING BACK SUNDAY
Taking Back Sunday is a cool band.
by a smart brunette October 5, 2003
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Wake N' Take

Similar to a "Wake N Bake", the act of waking up in the morning and 'taking' your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife or husband.
The act of performing sexual intercourse as soon as you're awake.
What an awesome "Wake N' Take" Sarah!
by bazookajoe666rulesyomama November 2, 2010
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Take Your Cookie

A term used inside of the more urban northeast region of the united states meaning that they will take your Ass/Pussy by fucking the shit outa you.
Stop playn round before I Take Your Cookie shawty
by OlneyNigga1 December 28, 2022
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