crease me

Crease me, when she wants you too have sex with her but shes a pig and she won't stop snorting.

Bae: hey babe, i want you too crease me *snort* *snort*
Boyfriend: No way you keep snorting and rolling around in the mud, stupid pig!

by Manlikeeee January 7, 2017

Me Toobin

horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off

Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

bottle me

When your employer does not have a maintained water supply and the office runs out of drinking water and thirst is on the raise; bottle me to hydrated.

I am thirsty please bottle me.
Bottle me few water bottles.

by Bhkool November 5, 2020

je me

je me is a cantonese word in English it means "get off my way" or "go away"
saying je me is an inappropriate term but people just keep saying it.

A: ( blocks the road)
B: je me!

by seaweedeggs July 3, 2019

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011

could not be me

On god you will NEVER catch me in that situation my g

Friend 1: "Damn my nigga reese got caught lackin"
Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"

by TheTroofth October 26, 2018

For me not for thee

"for me not for you", it's an old english Shakespearian way of saying "it's for me not for thee (you)"

The package is for me not for thee, bugger off thee!

by SomeDude2022 February 15, 2022