Cunt 1: Alright you cuntfuck
Cunt 2: Hey
Cunt 1: How are you cunt?
Cunt 2: Wow i am a cunt
Cunt 1: Mate i think you've developed cunt syndrome
Cunt 2: Hey
Cunt 1: How are you cunt?
Cunt 2: Wow i am a cunt
Cunt 1: Mate i think you've developed cunt syndrome
by cunt lover 5 March 24, 2011
Get the Cunt Syndromemug. Calling people by their first and last names. Caused because facebook refers to people by their firsts and last names.
" Yeah, last night i hung out with Sarah Williams, Xavier Mozejewski, and Ben Smikler"
" No, you just sat on facebook all night."
"Why do you think that?"
"Another victim to the facebook syndrome"
" No, you just sat on facebook all night."
"Why do you think that?"
"Another victim to the facebook syndrome"
by Xander Mozejewski October 15, 2009
Get the facebook syndromemug. A psychological ability to find love/something to love in every available female regardless of looks, mentality or social standing.
You only just broke up with Mary, over a girl you couldn't help but love, now your in love with a stripper? Dude you got Romeo Syndrome.
by GunFuSamurai September 21, 2010
Get the Romeo Syndromemug. 1. 'Squaddie Syndrome' is a term coined by Britsh Civilian and Military personnel used to describe soldiers of certain pyschological outlooks after the Iraq Invasion of 2003.
Soldiers who return from active duty with idea that they have 'seen it all, done it all'. The term is mostly used to describe those personnel who have seen what is often described as 'the Horrors of War' i.e. the death of fellow soldiers. These soldiers suffering from 'Squaddie Syndrome' will often exclaim that they are afraid of nothing...that seeing people die means they are able to make executive decisions over civialians simply because of what they have witnessed.
2. The term 'Squaddie Syndrome' has also extended beyond the military and into other areas of the public and private sector. It is used nowadays to describe anyone who insists they know everyhting therte is to know about their job, because of quasi-major incidents, when really the incident in question is anything other than major.
Soldiers who return from active duty with idea that they have 'seen it all, done it all'. The term is mostly used to describe those personnel who have seen what is often described as 'the Horrors of War' i.e. the death of fellow soldiers. These soldiers suffering from 'Squaddie Syndrome' will often exclaim that they are afraid of nothing...that seeing people die means they are able to make executive decisions over civialians simply because of what they have witnessed.
2. The term 'Squaddie Syndrome' has also extended beyond the military and into other areas of the public and private sector. It is used nowadays to describe anyone who insists they know everyhting therte is to know about their job, because of quasi-major incidents, when really the incident in question is anything other than major.
KEY: S = Soldier C- Civilian
C1: "Having Swine Flu is Horrible!"
S= "Having Swine Flu is nothing compared to what we had to do"
C = Yeah but you knew what you were signing up for. Man, youo have serious Squaddie Syndrome
C1: "Having Swine Flu is Horrible!"
S= "Having Swine Flu is nothing compared to what we had to do"
C = Yeah but you knew what you were signing up for. Man, youo have serious Squaddie Syndrome
by MULE-MultiUrbanLaunguageEditor December 7, 2009
Get the Squaddie Syndromemug. A condition that occurs when people become so entranced in watching television or playing at the computer that they appear like dolls, staring off into the distance.
Affected individuals become seemingly immobile and do not respond to any outside stimuli.
People will less serious symptoms might still mutter "mmhmm" or "yup" in response to another person speaking to them, even though they haven't really heard them.
More serious symptoms include loss of the ability to blink, dry eyes, loss of weight, loss of sleep, and inability to respond to most stimuli.
Doll Syndrome is usually fixed by turning off the source, usually a television or computer.
Affected individuals become seemingly immobile and do not respond to any outside stimuli.
People will less serious symptoms might still mutter "mmhmm" or "yup" in response to another person speaking to them, even though they haven't really heard them.
More serious symptoms include loss of the ability to blink, dry eyes, loss of weight, loss of sleep, and inability to respond to most stimuli.
Doll Syndrome is usually fixed by turning off the source, usually a television or computer.
Mother: He just sits there all day. He doesn't even get up to eat or sleep anymore! What could be wrong with him?
Doctor: It appears that your son has a bad case of Doll Syndrome.
Father: Did you mow the lawn yet today?
Son: Mmhmm.
Father: It doesn't look like you did!
Son: Yup...
Father: Damnit! Put down that game and listen to me!
Son: Mmhmm...
Doctor: It appears that your son has a bad case of Doll Syndrome.
Father: Did you mow the lawn yet today?
Son: Mmhmm.
Father: It doesn't look like you did!
Son: Yup...
Father: Damnit! Put down that game and listen to me!
Son: Mmhmm...
by Fina1 December 9, 2008
Get the Doll Syndromemug. Unusually small penis
by 1people1world February 11, 2007
Get the Squeeter syndromemug. where one has a longing for pooping so much they make their entire life out to be some what of a shit fest and tell everyone about how much they love to shit. They have many fecal matter smeared all over the toilet and sometimes deny that they have to poop and then laugh in front of less fortunate people that don't have to poop at the time. Many people with pooping syndrome get diagnosed by their selves in their own home. The leftover people with the pooping syndrome tend to believe that they are in fact the shit and tell everyone that until they are diagnosed by a highly skilled professional: AKA a proctologist. Many people dont relate to people with pooping syndrome because of one or more of the following facts about the people with pooping syndrome:
1. pooping syndrome people often dont wash their hands after they wipe, whether they get any fecal matter on their hands or not.
2. pooping syndrome people definitely have to poop in public places often(part of the syndrome) and fart very loud when doing so.
3. people with the syndromE also plan their poops and most of them hate to poop at home unless there are a lot of people around. Most of the time they just have to migrate the the most populated areas and take a shadoobie just to get their poop out and be inappropriate with their farting.
4. people with this syndrome also tend to have wet farts a lot aka THE SHART.
5. they also fart on their hands as much as they can and then prepare food and shove pre-poops into their mouths with their dirty hands.
2. pooping syndrome people definitely have to poop in public places often(part of the syndrome) and fart very loud when doing so.
3. people with the syndromE also plan their poops and most of them hate to poop at home unless there are a lot of people around. Most of the time they just have to migrate the the most populated areas and take a shadoobie just to get their poop out and be inappropriate with their farting.
4. people with this syndrome also tend to have wet farts a lot aka THE SHART.
5. they also fart on their hands as much as they can and then prepare food and shove pre-poops into their mouths with their dirty hands.
by the scene queen October 22, 2009
Get the pooping syndromemug.