by Uncle Pepperjack February 8, 2024
Get the Stone Freezemug. when you have crippling autism and try chatting shit to everyone and tries to chat up 13-year-old girls, especially a girl named Pheobe.
by OCE Link YT September 12, 2021
Get the Riley Stonemug. The sudden emergence of a swollen clit following a slow stimulation by either a tongue or a cock. The swollen clit has the appearance of a Blarney Stone, which any sensible person would resort to contortions of their body in order to reach and kiss.
Contortionist: geez, after a few minutes of flicking my tongue, that Blarney Stone almost poked me in the eye.
by Neach February 12, 2024
Get the Blarney Stonemug. Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018
Get the Getting stoned with two birdsmug. A gemstone that can only be found at the heart of a collapsed star. It can break the laws of physics, bend space-time, create copies of matter, and basically anything else that’s ‘impossible’.
“Man, I hate Newton’s first law of motion...”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”
by Josh Ceeven March 5, 2019
Get the Illogical Stonemug. The most open hearted sexy human being to ever roam the planet, if you see Stone in the hallways you would likely say “hey sexy!” when you say hi to Stone, he will dap you Up and say “yo” therefore Stone is the best person ever.
by minkeysucker December 2, 2021
Get the Stonemug. by xXeliXx August 29, 2017
Get the Wailing stonemug.