When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017
Get the The Steve Jobmug. Steve Mirai Lee or Shudo Mirai (born 16 August 2007), known mononymously as Mirai, is an Korean-Japanese rapper and singer, YouTuber, Gamer based in Japan.
Trivia : He spends most of his time in Japan and has not been to Korea much.
Trivia 2 : His English name is Steve, not Mirai, his family name is Shudo, his real name in Japanese is Mirai and his surname in Korean is Lee (so, Steve Mirai Lee or Shudo Mirai, Lee Mirai)
Trivia 2 : His English name is Steve, not Mirai, his family name is Shudo, his real name in Japanese is Mirai and his surname in Korean is Lee (so, Steve Mirai Lee or Shudo Mirai, Lee Mirai)
by 5150zzz May 22, 2025
Get the Steve Mirai Leemug. by DownToParty September 5, 2022
Get the Steve Allenmug. by Steve disciple July 30, 2019
Get the Stevemug. The belief that companies, especially technology companies, know what the customer wants before the customer does. This was pioneered by Steve Jobs when he was CEO of Apple. His famous quote was, “Some people say, Give the customers what they want." But that's not my approach. Our job is to figure out what they're going to want before they do. I think Henry Ford once said, "If I'd asked customers what they wanted, they would have told me, 'A faster horse!'" People don't know what they want until you show it to them. That's why I never rely on market research. Our task is to read things that are not yet on the page.“
This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.
Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.
This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.
Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.
Did I ever ask for this A.I. upgrade on my Microsoft Office? I don’t need this on my spreadsheet or my PowerPoint! I know how to build it to my specifications. But due to the Steve Jobs Law, I, the customer, don’t know anything about technology and how I can use it to my benefit. I am told what is good for me, I am expected to upgrade to it, and I am expected to pay for it!
by Lumburgh Survivor July 5, 2025
Get the Steve Jobs Lawmug. Steve I have found to be kind of rude and mean. He is someone who is apparently quite nasty towards some people with mental illness and appears to lack empathy and compassion for them.
And yet I thought that he was someone more mature than that. I guess that I was wrong and naiive in my initial impression of him.
It's tough when you discover that someone isn't completely what or who you thought they were and you're left feeling quite hurt and disappointed. While at the same time you wish to hold no bad feelings towards them but are apparently expected by others (aka people you know) to feel gratitude that someone whom you liked gave you the time of day.
Yeah, that sucks.
I'm tired of people treating me like dirt on their shoes or a second-class citizen because some people look down on me or lack compassion for me due to problems beyond my control and expect me to accept that and not have a problem with it. Like, what the hell. No. I'm a bloody human being and I'm going to feel pretty hurt- even if I don't always express it very well or considerately- if someone hurts my feelings and is actually pretty unreasonably unkind towards me.
And yet I thought that he was someone more mature than that. I guess that I was wrong and naiive in my initial impression of him.
It's tough when you discover that someone isn't completely what or who you thought they were and you're left feeling quite hurt and disappointed. While at the same time you wish to hold no bad feelings towards them but are apparently expected by others (aka people you know) to feel gratitude that someone whom you liked gave you the time of day.
Yeah, that sucks.
I'm tired of people treating me like dirt on their shoes or a second-class citizen because some people look down on me or lack compassion for me due to problems beyond my control and expect me to accept that and not have a problem with it. Like, what the hell. No. I'm a bloody human being and I'm going to feel pretty hurt- even if I don't always express it very well or considerately- if someone hurts my feelings and is actually pretty unreasonably unkind towards me.
I wish Steve well but I do feel that he was a bit ignorant in how he treated someone suffering from mental illness.
Even if you resent someone, think they're stupid because you're ignorant of the effects of mental illness or you just think you're incompatible, there's no need to be a jerk about it. It's important to put yourself in the other person's shoes and understand why they are acting strangely rather than being rude (if you were) and judging them for it.
Even if you resent someone, think they're stupid because you're ignorant of the effects of mental illness or you just think you're incompatible, there's no need to be a jerk about it. It's important to put yourself in the other person's shoes and understand why they are acting strangely rather than being rude (if you were) and judging them for it.
by Abby0190 October 29, 2023
Get the Stevemug. 7 simple English words, all starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.
what does the letter 'I' stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod?
The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
by Sexydimma January 8, 2015
Get the the 7 I's of Steve Jobsmug.