Squirrel

An evil, extremely intelligent and developed animal which hides behind the public image of a cute rodent to make people think they are inoffensive.

David: I just saw a bunch of squirrels together on that tree!
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.

David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.

by SomeSexyPotato May 8, 2021

squirrel

means cute

look a t that dog its squirrel

by Shinuffle Puffa May 9, 2021

Squirrel woman

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel

Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

squimlo male

a type of description used for the lowest of the low in society who are quite the silly lad; worse in intensity than other descriptors such beta, cuck, dumbass, etc.

"Did you hear about Zeke? He started crying when he dropped his pizza. They sounded like a bitch"
"Wow, what a total squimlo male."

by IchigoBruh August 5, 2021

Squirrel Hunter

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.

Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.

by blaytard November 2, 2021

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.

by IIT41II November 5, 2021

Squirrel

A squirrel is when someone is after sex because they want to nut.

Man them hoes a squirrel, you know why? Because, they only want the nut

by Skay.West November 7, 2021