Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.
by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018
Get the stealing the shark mug.The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.
Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.
by Silverslash January 18, 2019
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Get the Coffee Shark mug.when passers-by catch sight of a woman and a baby pram, their first reaction is to check the pram's contents to see for themselves how cute the baby is. Upon noticing that the baby is brown/mixed and the woman white (thus betraying their expectation that the baby/mother duo were alike), the observer's eyes are helplessly drawn towards the baby once more to readjust their perception that the white woman is a mudshark. This second look constitutes the shark check, confirming that the white woman has sharked it up.
Something felt off with that woman's toddler. I shark checked it and take it that its father is a citizen of a vibrant stock.
by Nubby Numbat October 7, 2018
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Get the scuba sharks mug.To ferviously look for dope where there may or may not be any, such as on the floor, on the bed sheets, the seats or floorboard of a vehicle.
by psm070 June 6, 2018
Get the shark mug.Colloquialism for someone with a vagina being horny. Referencing how vaginas can have a “fishy” smell.
Guy #1: So how was your date?
Guy #2: She was a hungry shark. I stepped in her apartment and I was inside her in seconds. She swallowed me up.
Guy #2: She was a hungry shark. I stepped in her apartment and I was inside her in seconds. She swallowed me up.
by Schlinky August 10, 2022
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