September 1st

Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!

If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you

Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders

Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!

by ( 0-0 ) November 18, 2020

22 of september

that oen day where you can post memes on the general chat of any discord server

Admin: stop posting memes on #general
person 1: its 22 of september
Admin: alright then

by CheemsBurbger October 27, 2020

September

September. The month where people have to simp. It's not an option.

You like anime? Simp for an anime character.
You have a celebrity crush? Simp for them hard.
This month is not 'No Simp September,' but rather 'Start To Simp September.'

Yo; have you heard? Its Simp September now!

by AnimeFanWhoEatsAnimeFood October 30, 2020

September 26

On September 26, we will honor Shitass. Shitass is not the fucking best speedrunner and he shits and he shows his ass.

Hey Shitass! Wanna honor you on September 26?

by ST0RAGE November 6, 2020

No sex September

Boys and girls are forbidden to have sex for the whole month of September

Time to start no sex September

by Kearnsy777 November 7, 2020

September

Skip shave September, you can’t shave yourself anywhere for the whole month.

- what are you doing
- shave my ....

- you can’t, it’s Skip Shave September

by Pussyfart04 January 2, 2021

September 9

The most popular birthday in the USA. People born this day are either narcissistic or very kind. If you know someone with this birthday do not get them mad. They probably have very bad anxiety and ocd.

When is your birthday
September 9th
So is mine

by Ladybugs9 February 3, 2021