Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

Second Biggest Question

When used it refers to a major question about who the person should ask to the prom or other social event, or to all major questions in a relation ship but marriage which is the "Biggest Question" The phrase is generally used by guys in reference to girls but can be used by girls

Time to answer the Second Biggest Question! I need a date fast! #Second.Biggest.Question

by zkilling April 2, 2011

second great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male second cousin.

My second great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Second Impression

The defining moment in a relationship in which a person decides if there going to stay in the relationship. This includes work relationships in which a manager decides to keep that person on or throw them out. Even if that moment is only Physically a few seconds, in the brain it may last an eternity. That second impression can happen at any moment in life, while under great stress, while in great fear, or happiness.

2: The split second after Rejection or Affirmation. The impression we get from how a person handles rejection or congradulation. Do they jump for joy, weep in fear, low in drepression or disappointment, Scream in anger.

It was during Jill Second Impression that made her believe she could stay with john for the rest of her life and all eternity...

by Theamazinggeek July 17, 2018

triple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.

Triple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024