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Quota Rape

Quota Rape - the act of setting a sales quota so high that there is no possible way to achieve it and therefore you feel like you are being raped by the organization
Hey Joey , did you get your new quota ?

Sure did ! I got quota raped again so clearly I’m making no money this quarter!
by Joey boombatz February 4, 2022
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Laugh Rape

To have been forced to laugh by somebody
Poppy: I like it when you laugh properly, like when i tickle you
Andy: Thats laugh rape
by laugh freeely December 15, 2011
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Rape Monkey

People who rape others

A rapist

People who go around raping people like monkeys
He's a rape monkey! Stay away from him!

That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.
by Babypac May 2, 2020
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Butt rape

by PeePeeSucker May 10, 2020
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Waffle Rape

The action or force of being pulled out of bed in order to make waffles
Ben - "My mom woke me up at 6:30 just so that she could waffle rape me"
Kaley - "Are you ok?"
by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019
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Shame rape

When a person identifying as trans shames someone into having sex with them by calling them names or threatening violence or self harm if they don’t comply.
I was shame raped into having sex with a MtF transgender person because they said if I didn’t have sex with them I was a TERF
by Gwendy March 8, 2021
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Handshake rape

The act of handshaking someone without their consent.

A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.

Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*

Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
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