The Landlord Pipe is an essential tool used to smoke indoors and avoid detection from landlords, parents, wives or anyone ells you don't want smelling smoke.

The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.

Ron Bombcronadon wanted to smoke some dank in his bong but did not want his angry wife to smell it. He made a Landlord Pipe and did bong hits all night long and his wife never smelled anything!

Landlord Pipe by Ron Bombcronadon March 3, 2011

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burger pipe

A larger yet lengthy, ground beef textured, pipe shaped, toilet clogging turd.

I always make it a point to lay some burger pipe at a bros house, its the ultimate toilet tester! I

burger pipe by dookiemastr August 12, 2011

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Shite Pipe Train

The act of multiple Gay men haveing anal sex in a line.

My arse is red raw after that shite pipe train

Shite Pipe Train by Andybhoy1995163 July 19, 2011

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Eskimo Piledriver

The act of an Eskimo hyper fapping.

A person of Yupik or Inuit decent who can masturbate faster than people of other origin.

I told her the only way I could cum is if she performs the Eskimo Piledriver. She broke both her arms.

He is just fapping as fast as he can, eskimo piledriving that shit.

Eskimo Piledriver by DrStraynge January 10, 2012

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