alright, after reading some of these of definitions of HP. let me tell you the truth. HP is actually a very nice community. sure, there are some mean boys and girls (like there is at every other school) but it’s not ALL snobby spoiled rich kids. other schools often get mad because HP is so good at sports, and they will say “how much did you pay the referees this time?!” i’m not even gonna lie, we have a pretty high drug and alcohol rate sometimes, but come on.. that’s what makes life fun!! 😜anyways, hp is basically a private school but in the form of a public school lmao k that’s all
real convo i heard at a track meet:
“i wonder how much highland park spends on their coaches”
“ugh i know right. oh and of course their uniforms are red and gold.”
“i wonder how much highland park spends on their coaches”
“ugh i know right. oh and of course their uniforms are red and gold.”
by hpgossipgirl April 16, 2020
Get the Highland Parkmug. a guy who’s super short, and is so insecure about himself he goes around hating on others because he secretly wants to fuck guys.
did you see noah parks the other day, he’s totally a faggot
noah parks is so insecure about himself it’s honestly embarrassing
noah parks is so insecure about himself it’s honestly embarrassing
by almondjoylover69 November 10, 2021
Get the Noah Parksmug. “I think I know the answer mr garrison!”
“Mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmeh!”
“Hey, shut up fat boy!”
“Hey! Don’t call me fat you fucking Jew!”
“Eric did you just say the f word?!”
“…Jew?”
“No! He’s talking about Fuck, you can’t say fuck in fucking school you fucking fatass!”
“Kyle!”
“Why the fuck not?”
“Eric!”
“Dude, you just said fuck again”
“Stanley!”
“fuck”
“Kenny!”
“What’s the big deal, it can’t hurt anybody! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!”
“How would YOU like to see the school counselor?”
“How would YOU like to suck my BALLS?”
*gasp*
“WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
“Oh, I’m sorry I’m sorry. Actually what I said was:”
“HOW WOULD YOU LIKE, TO SUCK MY BALLS?!”
“Mr Garrison.”
-South park Bigger, Longer, and uncut
“Mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmeh!”
“Hey, shut up fat boy!”
“Hey! Don’t call me fat you fucking Jew!”
“Eric did you just say the f word?!”
“…Jew?”
“No! He’s talking about Fuck, you can’t say fuck in fucking school you fucking fatass!”
“Kyle!”
“Why the fuck not?”
“Eric!”
“Dude, you just said fuck again”
“Stanley!”
“fuck”
“Kenny!”
“What’s the big deal, it can’t hurt anybody! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!”
“How would YOU like to see the school counselor?”
“How would YOU like to suck my BALLS?”
*gasp*
“WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
“Oh, I’m sorry I’m sorry. Actually what I said was:”
“HOW WOULD YOU LIKE, TO SUCK MY BALLS?!”
“Mr Garrison.”
-South park Bigger, Longer, and uncut
by yourlocaldumba$$ June 27, 2022
Get the South Parkmug. The smearing of poop left on the toilet seat after someone finishes defecating and does not clean up after themselves.
by hjelkaht March 3, 2011
Get the Skid Parksmug. by Nixon Slime February 24, 2021
Get the Nixon Parkmug. by Sexydimma January 1, 2022
Get the Pussy Parkmug. Park Jaesung is an innocent man who looks at only one person like a sunflower. He has a strong sense of responsibility and tries his best to keep his words.
by jspark2635 November 23, 2021
Get the Park Jaesungmug.