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Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.
"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*
by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018
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A Real 1 girl

A women that puts you first because she know you will as soon as she shows you what’s she about

She will ride, cry, die for you, makes you crazy, honest, in action and words will never let you down and there no reason to 2nd guess if she has your back because she show you every day
Man I found a real 1 girl could be the that one
by That one 1 November 19, 2019
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Real ass Vlla

An individual of non-albanian descent who has a positive influence upon his friends and relatives and someone who doesn’t hesitate to help you.
Wow look at yannick he really is a real ass vlla BG unlike malik the fake Vlla.
by Malikkindafinethoughnohomo March 18, 2021
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A real live asshole

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.
by K. Bradford July 5, 2018
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real estate contrarian

A property manager or investor who after purchasing property, contrary to the traditional approach of renting it out, burns it to the ground for the insurance money.
The rental market in Flint Michigan is so bad only a real estate contrarian could make money.
by Lebron is a hater October 13, 2020
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real life swag

bro youre pretty real life swag
thanks bro you too

bro
bro
by Real Life Swag June 20, 2020
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real shit, no remix

A stronger way of saying facts. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.
Person 1- That coat is sick!
Person 2- real shit, no remix
by AlwaysCorrecto October 6, 2019
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