noah

is a lil simpy boy. he doesnt give a fuck. fuck em bitches. he likes to fuck villagers on minecraft. also in love with lil peep. a pee god.

“Hey Noah, go fuck yourself”
“Okay Liliy, I will.”

by chasinbagslikeliliy2002 October 20, 2020

Noah

a true ascension from jesus himself, born with unspoken amounts of rizz and a ballsack full of jizz.

person 1: didnt oyu used to have bitches?
person 2: nah Noah took all of them.

by RashyNuts August 14, 2022

noah metcalfe

based aries god

omg yk noah metcalfe?
the based aries god??

by iamyourmother696969 October 27, 2021

Noah Sebastian

A beautiful man and Vocals for a band called Bad Omans

Person 1: hey, have you heard about Bad Omens? They seem like a really good band

Person 2: yeah, the vocalist, Noah Sebastian is beautiful!

by Somerandomgingerkid September 24, 2023

Noah

Thinks he’s really cool all the time and walks around at school thinking he’s cool. Everyone hates him he hits on multiple girls at the same time but none like him. Only has a chance at getting a boyfriend. Bad at all videogames but mostly 9 year old games like Fortnite. Is over ly obsessed with Fortnite and probably went to gamestop to get the new minty pickaxe

He’s a Noah no one likes him

by all truths no lies November 7, 2019

Noah

He is a very handsome boy, who is aways chased by boys. He loves boys and her dads. The funniest thing about him is, that his cock is so long, that it reachs his his own mouth.

Boys: Look, it's Noah, I want to suck his cock.

by Airwaves46 November 22, 2021

Noah

The best friend you can have. Will always check up on you if they think you're having a bad day and will always make you smile. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Noah for a friend or more never, I MEAN NEVER, let him go. You will live to regret it.

Noah is the nicest guy around.

by Yyyghyghyghyghygghyg January 11, 2023