Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.

Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.

by Jmac175 July 6, 2019

Noodling

A term used by musicians that refers to someone that is playing on their instrument when they’re not supposed to, causing disruption and annoyance in the band.

Person 1: *Noodling*

Person 2: “Ugh! I hate Person 1! He keeps noodling!”

by Connor Definitions January 18, 2024

Nude noodles

It is when you send a plastic bag of noodles that has been boiled to the recipient.

Man she sent me the best nude noodles.

by Jtag October 14, 2018

noodled

the act of eating noddles out of a woman's vagina

jack was eating out paige and she said SUPRIZE BITCH YOUVE BEEN noodled . he began to pull noodles out of his mouth.

by vaginamedown69 March 17, 2017

noodle it

When you can't fit all the food into your mouth so you slurp it as you would spaghetti

"This lettuce won't first in my mouth"
"Noodle it dude"

by Hsjsnrjd October 13, 2016

chicken noodle soup

Alcohol.
Any kind of alcohol, tilt, vodka, sparks, alcohol youo usually have while your out all night and you pour into a mcdonalds cup so your not caught.

Jessika: I want s more FUCKIN CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP! 8 of them ain't enough!

by maaawia. December 4, 2007