Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

you can lizzle but not tizzle

"you can look but not touch"

"hey nigga! you can nizzle but not tizzle"

by anonymous December 15, 2003

Can I get a rewind

Bo Selecta speak for can I get a compliment for saying/doing that?

Proper bo I tell thee. Can I get a rewind?

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

Can I Get a Witness?

A phrase used when the user is accomplishing some rediculous feat, or is doing something like a boss.

*Serves four aces in a row*
- "Oh, can I get a witness?!"

*Come in first at a cross-country meet*
- "Can I get a witness, I mean seriously?!"

by LesterTheMolester(Pete Jones) September 11, 2010

I can milk you

A meme that was originated from Markiplier's saying "I can milk you".

I can milk you.

by BSposts July 7, 2020

can-uh pepsi

an asshole or belligerent dick

Man, that bitch is a can-uh pepsi.

by T-Mobile aka the Great MARS April 26, 2009

red can run

When staring at your gas needle and noticing that it is very low, you determine that it is time to do something about it. Either getting an actual red 5 gallon gas can, or popping the lock with the key, making sure your lights are off, and pulling in for a quick fuel up on the dude watch.

(see dude watch)

Dick: Man my needle is on empty! What should I do?
Jane: You need to pull a red can run!
Dick: That's right! I'll grab the can!
Jane: Or you can just pop the lock and do the dude watch!

by JohnnyPots July 21, 2007