Sex

Sex is like math.

You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,

And pray you don’t multiply

You wanna have SEX sometime, but remember what you learned today in math class.

by Anonymous #420 May 11, 2020

Sex

If u search this up you’re probably 10 so go ask your parents.

Wait till marriage to have sex.

by John Berry B. Benson June 6, 2020

Sex

The act of the fuck

B: Let's have fucking sex
J: help me

by I am a weirdo ;) June 24, 2020

sex

why the fuck you searching up what sex means in urban dictionary

like seriously why are you searching sex up on urban dictionary.

by YourASped July 4, 2020

Sex

When your small penis goes into a pussy

Jakes small penis went into Sally’s tight pussy then she said "is it in” and yes that right there is sex

by Jakefromstootfarm July 19, 2020

Sex

why the fuck are you looking up sex in the Urban dictionary 😡get off now! Get some real porn

I just had sex with John it was the greatest

by DrSexyLmao July 20, 2020

Sex

When a laddu is sexually attracted to a girl and goes in her vagina. Her vagina will give brith too many sperms and those sperms will become human laddus. They will take over humainty and destory Mother earth and move to Father Mars

Some girl was walking in the woods and she was bored and hungry. The only thing she had was a laddu. But she was horny asf so she used the laddu as a sex toy but little did she know in 9 min she wud be the cause of humanity.

by Matcha Boi July 22, 2020