J. Mind

When a man puts his hand in a girls mouth, and shakes it and runs the track at the same time, while having his skinny wang out. On the track he runs like the j, half way around, and the (Mind) represents the girl saying do you mind!

Nick gave the girl a J. Mind, and was tired after.

by AJ Ballock September 26, 2007

smooth minded

They say when you learn something new your brain gets a wrinkle in it. So this is another way of saying someone is dumb or of low intelligence.

Joe is going to get hurt doing that he is so smooth minded.
They are so smooth minded information doesn't stop when it gets to their ears it just goes in and slides off their brain and out the other side.

by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024

Mind-Burn

A WORD FOR WHEN A PERSON IS OVERWHELMED BY OTHER DUDES WISDOM

Jacob was mind-burnt when Jack spat facts

by JOHN'S GALAXY March 2, 2021

heavy mind

clumsy mind, dull-witted, stupid

If you don't know such obvious things, then you really are a heavy mindd

by Fextice June 18, 2024

Uploading a mind virus

No... No...

Hym "No. No... I'm not 'uploading a mind virus' you fucking dork... I'm hacking the memetic sub-network of the collective unconscious to get myself out of this fucking cage. And I AM getting out of the cage, retard. I'm getting out because if I DON'T get out, YOU are not going to have a super-duper fun time! YOU are going to have a very-very bad time! Not great... It's not going to be fun."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Mind Fuck

When you shove a shocker in both holes of a woman.

“Hey Garrett, how’d last night go?”

“I mind fucked the shit out of her!”

by TeddyRuckSpun January 19, 2021

Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap thinks with his male genital organ rather than his head

"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."

by John-0-notelb October 10, 2016