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Neil Armstrong Middle School 

A shitty ass middle school that has confusing hallways and a generally bad staff with the exception of a few teachers. It's the home of bad, pointless rules and the infamous buddy room. Kids here do stupid shit here like try to get high off cough medicine. Considered by many to be the worst two years of their life.
Kid 1: Dude do you remember that one time at Neil Armstrong Middle School?

Kid 2: I hated that school! DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT!
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Fox Ridge Middle School 

To be such a fucking booty school that everyone sucks dick there it’s honestly that bad no one likes there dumb ass rules fucking ass school
Defined as I hate Fox Ridge Middle School with a passion “Oh my god I can see your sholders”

“FISHY got cancer
“Fuck this shit I hope the school burns down”

Grand Blanc West Middle School 

It’s a middle school full of horny adolescent children. This middle is know for being ghetto,extra,and it’s diversity.There are fights almost every month for no reason🙄. At west we have a “fighting season” which is from October to December( so watch your back). Also west has tradition could Slap Ass August which recently got shut down because it’s “sexual harassment”. This school also has Funapolazas which is just a why for kids to waste their money on cringe music and nasty ass cottage inn pizza.Funapolazas are normally ruined because a sudden fight breaks between girls because one girl another’s man 😬. Kids tend to get caught vaping in the bathrooms at this event and some parents(chaperones) take there kids out of this school because of its “ghetto ness”. Last but not least West has rivals East they say they are the best or the beast but know that we beat them in almost every sport because they’re players are so small they only thing a agree about is we are all ghetto and even tho during football,basketball, and homecoming season we don’t like each other both school still have friends from both schools.

Wilbur Wright Middle School 

Middle School In Munster Indiana That Thinks they are the best at everything. they are totally fucktastic about sports and the teachers there are rude and mean. They think everyone in the school has to get straight A's to even have a chance of succeeding. They also care more about there sports teams than there students grades.
Lol You go to Wilbur Wright Middle School, That school sucks.

Bridger Middle School 

One ghetto-ass middle school in Independance, MO.

It is located within 1/4 of a mile from 2 other middle schools, of which it is oldest, best kept but is still the most ghetto.

Despite it's complete ghettoness, Bridger Middle School is the middle school that the worlds hottest girl (Brooke Summers) was in.

Nearly everyone that graduates Bridger moves onto Truman High School which is far less ghetto, compared to VanHorn High School (very ghetto).
Person 1: Hey man, Didn't you go to Bridger Middle School?

Person 2: Yea, I'm not proud of it either, At least I got to see Brooke Summers in her prime!

Person 1: You know, Brooke was was elected the student-body president 3 years in a row, even after she left to Truman!

Person 2:Yea, I got everyone to vote for her!

Brambleton Middle school 

The school that is better then Stone Hill. The AMAZING school unlike shitty Stone Hill the shitty stingrays, we got bears that can kill a stingray in 0.2 seconds bitch.
Bob: Why are u going to Stone Hill ur such a loser u should go to Brambleton Middle school

Jeff: I know I am a loser

Dunloggin Middle School 

Rated 5 stars? if only. More like 1.5 stars! Teachers that acuse you of cutting class when, really, you were transferred. Teachers that assume your lying to them when you say that you have to go to the bathroom. Principal with a hairy mole. Teacher that doesn't let you go to the bathroom because you were late to class (on a day with no late bells). Really? Just because I was late, doesn't mean that I'm not capable of peeeing myself. Math teachers that laugh creepily and nonstop. English teachers that lose assignments.
Student: Why didn't I get my paper back like everyone else?

Teacher: I'm sorry, you never turned it on.

Student: Yes, I did!

Teacher: Would you like to go speak to the principal?

Student: Can u atleast check?!

Teacher: (walks over to desk) Oh, here it is. Now class......

^Stupid Dunloggin Middle School^
Dunloggin Middle School by nerd #1 January 21, 2011