Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 21, 2019
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matt helms

a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school
“omg he’s totally a matt helms
by Why don't we bishh October 31, 2022
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Matt Sayle

A person who stalks, harasses, and defames others online due to their frustration with their own sad life.
Did you hear about that guy in Georgia who caused that girl to commit suicide because he posted her mugshot for a false accusation everywhere online? What a total Matt Sayle.
by MrGuyDudeMan November 26, 2023
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Matt

A guy who has a huge dick
His dick is so big, his name must be Matt.
by bjarbz November 24, 2021
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Matt

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Matt is cappin. I am the GOAT.
by Whatugondo October 17, 2020
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Matt

He is a basic bitch who overthinks the complexities of the universe
"Did you watch Matts new video?"
"Yes, he kept on talking about how he was not a pop boy in punk clothing"
by Your mum <3 August 08, 2021
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Matt

A non-binary kid who is obsessed with anime and monster energy drinks. Matt is a bookworm and artsy shy kid.
Matt is my friend. Matt uses they/them pronouns
by -the-hoe November 11, 2021
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