the big gay machine

The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)

You are the big gay.
Hey, at least I'm not The Big Gay Machine

by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020

Slot Machine Guy

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.

Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf

by Sicariuss July 03, 2021

Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex

BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021

Ceez The Bowling Machine

Cesar Del Rosario is the Bowling Machine

Cesar Del Rosario is incredible and Bowling one might say he’s Ceez The bowling Machine

by Geez Machine June 24, 2021

amish slot machine

Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.

Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.

by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name Manuel Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name Manuel Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name Manuel Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

buzz machine

this is referring to any nicotine device

hey man can you sauce me your buzz machine? i’m all out of juice

by fuckalight March 02, 2019