My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

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Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.

GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"

by Capital_K December 10, 2024

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this machine kills facists

A reference to the john green book “paper towns”

That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”

by …0o0 April 21, 2023

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The Machine

A skinny ass white boy with a yee yee ass hair cut

Guy: yo is that the Machine?

by JuiceTheKidd April 21, 2020

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Get the The Machinemug.

A Buffalo based rapper, deep in the niche of reviving the 1990s east coast golden age rap style, known for dropping 50 projects a year, his Griselda collective and label, and his sideways mouth due to a shooting in 2012, which hit his face and left it partially paralyzed, thus the name of his 2024 album "Slant Face Killah"

Or simply the "Grimiest Of All Time"

Man 1: yo whats your favourite Conway The Machine album?
Man 2: nah I dont play that video game its boring af

by Glaziest Of All Time August 10, 2024

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