Lemon sex

When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon

I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”

by LemonSex March 17, 2023

Lemon

Lemon is the kid friendly way of saying smut. You can often see it in wattpad stories of Y/N x Character or basically anything.

Melody: Hey Toaster! What ya doin?
Todd: Oh, hi Mel. I was on wattpad seeing story about facts and then I realized that I was reading a story full of lemons.
Melody: Jesus Christ! Hope your not traumatized from it!

by Rory.bug March 18, 2023

Lemon pound Cakery

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.

Daylight lemon pound cakery! They busted by house and stole my wad of cash under my damned nose, and ate my mammas cake!

by Alicatz March 27, 2023

gone off lemon juice

When you leave lemon juice out too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off lemon juice tastes like acid.

by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023

Lemon Hummus

Sweet passionate kisses from one’s true love.

Hey! I miss you, darling! Can I come over for some lemon hummus?

by A Mott April 24, 2025

Lemon Squeeze

The act of squirting lemon juice into ones vagina, causing immense discomfort and burning while having sex.

"Yo bro I lemon squeezed my girl last night, she was screaming and itching all night"
"Sweet dog, me next?"

by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025

Chocolate Lemon Bar

When two black men engage in sexual intercourse with a woman of Asian descent simultaneously.

Yo! I got no sleep last night! Rashad and Jerome had my neighbor Miss Kim screamin' in a Chocolate Lemon Bar.

by RedCap925 May 6, 2025