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Pulling a Jordan

Suddenly and abruptly blocking and dropping all communication with a large group of friends with little to no explanation.
I can’t believe Cristian is Pulling a Jordan on us!
by aaronvark September 3, 2025
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Jordan ly

Jordan Ly is the hottest Vietnamese man ever. He is beautiful and has long hair and is a masculine gentleman. He gets all the hoes and fucks mad bitches. His mom tells him what to do and he says fuck no you do it. He pulls over cops because he’s a real mf. His legs are always tweaking and he makes out with his siblings.
Bro you acting like a Jordan Ly rn
by Mexicankid909 March 30, 2023
mugGet the Jordan lymug.

Jordan Neely

When Cardi B(iotch) brutally raped homeless crack addict Tyron Biggums because he couldn’t afford to pay for his crack habit and 9 months later she squeezes it out of her WAP.
What’s the name of that homeless violent bum who used to cripple and kill innocent senior citizens in New York City until American hero, Daniel Penny, gently subdued him to protect innocent subway riders of all ages, genders and colors, until he died of a synthetic cannabis overdose? You mean the loser who was cradle to the grave on government assistance and contributed literally nothing to society and we’re all better off without it? Jordan Neely.
by Batman the Punisher December 10, 2024
mugGet the Jordan Neelymug.

Jordans

I kicked her in the face with my Jordans. I nutted in her face. ; She wanted jack me for my Jordans. She wanted me to nut in her.
by D.Will83 June 15, 2021
mugGet the Jordansmug.

jordan

jordan is a dick sucker who doesn't know how to fucking keep it in his pants and needs to get fucking nuderderd.💅💋
"ugh that bald boy look like a jordan."
by ftfyvuvibij April 9, 2022
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Jordan

JORDAN HAS FAT DICK
by Jfosnw December 1, 2021
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Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
mugGet the Jordan river floatmug.

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