To ask someone for their phone number. But just like a sport’s jersey, you get their name and number.
Joe: “You look so good I just had to come ask if I can have your jersey?”
Jane: “What? I’m not wearing a jersey...”
Joe: “Nah, i mean your name and number. You know like a jersey.”
Jane: “ Ooh lol. That’s cute, okay. And I’m Jane by the way.”
Jane: “What? I’m not wearing a jersey...”
Joe: “Nah, i mean your name and number. You know like a jersey.”
Jane: “ Ooh lol. That’s cute, okay. And I’m Jane by the way.”
by RipSquad August 14, 2020
Get the Jersey mug.the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.
by crabber292 December 9, 2021
Get the Jersey Crab Cake mug.The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
Get the new jersey sponge mug.SHES VERY VERY INCEST. She’s a great friend and my best friend and only mine. OKAy yeah.
She’s an alpaca and I love her. She has blue eyes and blonde hair. She’s so pretty and HOTTT🥵
She’s an alpaca and I love her. She has blue eyes and blonde hair. She’s so pretty and HOTTT🥵
by bigdaddycamel April 30, 2019
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Get the Jersey Swap mug.When you shit in a microwaveable container (you could use an oven but who has access to that) and heat it to scorching and pour it inside a vagina. Very commonly used at UVM, one in five UVM students have experienced this either voluntarily or involuntarily.
by kucktricia December 2, 2025
Get the Jersey Volcano mug.Its when you head but a fellow family member or a enemy family member "Crime family" and say "forget about it"
*Joey walks up to Santino.*
*He would head but Santino.*
*Santino would fall in pain.*
"Joey:Jersey head but bitch
*He would head but Santino.*
*Santino would fall in pain.*
"Joey:Jersey head but bitch
by tizzardo September 25, 2011
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