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Jeff’d

The act of not remembering to pay your bills, forgetting multiple things needing done and being an absolute menace.
My boss was all Jeffd up today.
by Pl@t0 February 13, 2025
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my uwu jeffery dahmer is so cutie
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Jeff#4

This man is in NO WAY related to Chase Jeffrey in any way whatsoever. He is a founder of The Slidecast along with MrSnacks and Gigajuice(known as superdupermegaultragigaballs69).
(Female): Wow! Jeff#4 is really attractive.
(Jeff#4): I'M NOT RACIST! (or spider-man)
by Jeff#4 February 26, 2025
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Jeffed

Player 1: M4 here with tons of ammo.
Player 2: *Runs across map*
Player 2:*Sees m4 with no ammo*
Player 3: Damn, Player 1 totally jeffed you!
by N0TJeff March 7, 2025
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jeffism

An honest mistake made by a good chap,that was having a mental health moment for like 5 mins, then become the gentleman and good bloke that is a jeff.
Or a Jeffrey,Geoffrey,Geoff,joffrree.

A stable folk that is direct,and firm in what is right.

I may return for more jeffisms hopefully I can come back and edit.
Hi Jeff here how may I help you?
Um where is my planned service that was meant to arrive yesterday.

Um sorry that was a jeffism.
Let me get that fixed up right away.

Shite what happend there?
Oh that was a jeffism sorry about that.
It's one of the worst things about being a Jeffrey.

Bloody hell di you see that?
Nah mate, Jeffism!. 🤣🤣🤣.
by CAMMO... April 14, 2025
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Jeff

Jeff turns heads, in matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sing, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoos could be taken as a mean redneck, but somebody you don't want to make eye contact with on the street after 10pm. Don't play pool with Jeff. He might shoot off, but will always take your money. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?

Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.

Girl 1: That is legendary.

“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
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Jeff

Jeff turns heads, no matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sings, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoo is a barbed wire, so rusty it will give you tetanus if you make eye contact with it after 10pm on a Tuesday night. Don't play pool with Jeff. He will always take your money. Jeff is such a hot commodity that the only way to approach him is to win a street fight using broken beer bottles on MLK Drive. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?

Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.

Girl 1: That is legendary.

“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
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