jacob jefferson

A young money makin movin round bad bitch gettin money maker trapper.

jacob jefferson rollin’ up again?!

by JGooaup October 29, 2018

typical jeff

a youtuber who thinks he is cool annd uploads cringy fortnite content. also, he is very short.

damn bro, i saw typical jeff the other day, LOL, im just kidding he's too short to be seen

by jonathan is short January 22, 2019

Dr Jeff

Someone who is perfect and exceeds expectations in every possible way.

Bro, I think that guy is a straight up Dr Jeff man.
Yo! Thats sick dog.

by aebaadcode February 10, 2019

The Jaffrey

No parent should ever own a Jaffrey. Jarfreedas are nightmare creatures that harness the power of poly ridge to disguise themself from work. They can often be found slacking off and reading books that until then you never knew existed.

“jAAAAAAAAfreeeee”
“THE JARFREE HAS A KNIFE”
The Jaffrey is a god

by Jarfree March 25, 2019

wayne jeffardson

Is a very cringey person that is also a very good friend a lot of ppl hate him and he only sticks around his friends he doesn't usually have a gf bit when he does he's one of the most happiest ppl on earth you're typical Wayne jeffardson also has a very tiny penis and is usually chubby

F1: That boy has a tiny penis

F2: he's so Wayne jeffardson

by Titty nigga 9000 April 2, 2019

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

Thomas Jefferson

A sex act wherein a white male gets a blowjob from a black female, in the tradition of Thomas Jefferson. Also can be referred to colloquially as a TJ.

Did you hear about Connor? He went on a date and ended up getting a Thomas Jefferson from Tyreshia.

by HotKarl123456 February 13, 2021