shields brick

A shields brick is a portion of chips/fried rice/noodles and curry sauce, bought from numerous Chinese takeaway restaurants in North shields. This is not an expensive item.. It takes on an almost industrial strength brick shape in its container. Can be used as construction material, a weapon, or for culinary delight. Is also inexpensive, so a way to swerve the food banks. =

Bit skint and clamming..might get a shields brick.

by J Beltsum October 28, 2023

shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).

When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)

by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020

Bricked up

When your woody is sticking up

Person 1: "Is that a stick in your pants?"
Person 2: "No, I'm just bricked up."

by MadamAdam4 October 26, 2022

Brick Rizz

The of constantly bringing up LEGO while hitting on someone. Other examples of brick ribs include going to a LEGO store on a date, or bringing flowers made of lego

I showed her my LEGO collection and got her with a little brick rizz

by IIKL1CKII October 30, 2023

On The Bricks

"On The Bricks" is used similarly to "On God/ong", its used to put something on your foundation as a person, just as people put something "On God" or "On my Momma"

"Yo Treyveon, Pimpin' is just what we about"
"On The Bricks"

by Sqoffy August 12, 2023

Aero-Bricking

When your Volvo doesn't gain speed when coasting down a large steep hill.

Supercars have Aero-Braking, I have Aero-Bricking!

by Blobygook December 17, 2014

Bricking a shitcan

The act of rendering a commode inoperable simply by defecating, as if one had literally “shit a brick.”

I feel so bad for backing up my parents’ toilet. I want then to know me for my skills other than bricking a shitcan.

by thierrion May 19, 2022